"What is she doing out there? No, no, don't pick the dandelions! Go! Run after the ball!" "Oh, let her be. All that matters is that she's having a good time." "But this is a soccer game! She's supposed to be playing soccer!" "Oooh! Now she's twirling!" "NICE TWIRLING SWEETIE! YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!" "And in case you forgot, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING SOCCER!!" "Oh, hush."