*We are both the only people that understand what is happening in this class and keep making snide comments to each other. *I saw you with a dog on campus and ran to pet it. *^The dog is now mine/I demand visitation rights.
Let's not forget the part about how the last guy just happened to be on that street to see the Archduke take the wrong turn because he was supposedly buying a sandwich. << "what a crazy random happenstance"