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Santa's Security Force : we are highly trained, experienced security professionals, but also the representative so many see while Santa's busy... We're the front line and our motto is "Be sweet till the sugar rush fades. Then, lick them into submission. Please note: we do not shapeshift, use magic or otherwise become reindeer. Seriously, folks, what ARE they teaching in schools these days?! That's a whole other department!