Ignore all the cuss words. Death's personality. He's so tired of people asking him why they have to die now, or where they're going. And the docters... don't even get him started on the doctors...

Death Estimate

"Grabbin' Bananas" by RandoWis

"Grabbin' Bananas" by RandoWis --I've been a hairs breadth away from this many times.

Fidelity by SnaiLords on DeviantArt http://ibeebz.com

I honestly do not believe in a faithful guy. But I& not lucky enough to catch one. Maybe within the first few years of marriage he& remain fa.

“You’re planning a terrorist attack ja? Go ahead. It’d better be a big one. You’d better take me down in shot. Because otherwise all it would do is make me angry. Last time I got angry almost the entire world had to come together to finally stop me. So go ahead. Do it. It’s been a while since I’ve had to cut loose, but I still remember it like yesterday…"

Guten Tag..!!

I wish we can be like the Netherlands, well done Neighbours! (Sorry for the mad paint skillz)

Yep this is me....

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