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Shitology Quotes

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After gossiping about me, please pray for me I want to be perfect like you.
After gossiping about me, please pray for me I want to be perfect like you.
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SMONDAY The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in. 95
SMONDAY The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in. 95
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My morning coffee makes me feel I got my shit together I don't. But it feels like it.
My morning coffee makes me feel I got my shit together I don't. But it feels like it.
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You're gonna have to let go of a lot of shit to unlock that next level in your life.
You're gonna have to let go of a lot of shit to unlock that next level in your life.
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At my funeral sit me up. I wanna see who is rubbing my hubbie's back asking if everything is okay.
At my funeral sit me up. I wanna see who is rubbing my hubbie's back asking if everything is okay.
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I'm so glad I learned about hexagons in school instead of how to do my taxes. It's really handy during hexagon season.
I'm so glad I learned about hexagons in school instead of how to do my taxes. It's really handy during hexagon season.
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I wish I was a cow. Just eating grass in a field, no rent, no job, no stress, just moo.
I wish I was a cow. Just eating grass in a field, no rent, no job, no stress, just moo.
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I don't mind being the villain in your story because you're a clown in mine.
I don't mind being the villain in your story because you're a clown in mine.
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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily a draining soul real quick.
I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily a draining soul real quick.
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Single isn’t a status. It’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without depending on the wrong people.
Single isn’t a status. It’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without depending on the wrong people.
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I've been single for 4 years. Please congratulate me for my bachelor degree in singleness.
I've been single for 4 years. Please congratulate me for my bachelor degree in singleness.
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It’s amazing when your humor is exactly the same as someone else’s and you both just spend the whole day laughing at everything you say.
It’s amazing when your humor is exactly the same as someone else’s and you both just spend the whole day laughing at everything you say.
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How do people work 10+ hours a day then come home and workout and cook? Adulting is an extreme sport.
How do people work 10+ hours a day then come home and workout and cook? Adulting is an extreme sport.
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Sorry I missed your text I actually saw it immediately and didn't want to reply too fast and then I forgot.
Sorry I missed your text I actually saw it immediately and didn't want to reply too fast and then I forgot.
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Being in a relationship is solving problems together, problems you wouldn't have if you were single.
Being in a relationship is solving problems together, problems you wouldn't have if you were single.
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Not all relationships will lead you to marriage. Some will inspire you to stay single.
Not all relationships will lead you to marriage. Some will inspire you to stay single.
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Isn't it funny how much time we invest in one person only to end up strangers again…
Isn't it funny how much time we invest in one person only to end up strangers again…
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Yes I blocked you but did you try email? The home phone? Telepathy?
Yes I blocked you but did you try email? The home phone? Telepathy?
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The "a" in her name stands for anger issues.
The "a" in her name stands for anger issues.
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Having guy friends means getting roasted every time you speak.
Having guy friends means getting roasted every time you speak.
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I wish my best friend's house was connected to my house by a secret tunnel.
I wish my best friend's house was connected to my house by a secret tunnel.
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If you block me, block my friends too cause they coming with the screenshots.
If you block me, block my friends too cause they coming with the screenshots.
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I'm 19, my knee 41, my shoulders 54, my back turns 72 tomorrow.
I'm 19, my knee 41, my shoulders 54, my back turns 72 tomorrow.
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When someone asks what my dream job is. Literally nothing. Who dreams to have a job. My only passion is to travel and eat good food.
When someone asks what my dream job is. Literally nothing. Who dreams to have a job. My only passion is to travel and eat good food.
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If your parents never compared you to the other successful kids You are adopted.
If your parents never compared you to the other successful kids You are adopted.
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