Period Humor Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who’s Had A Period What my girlfriend doesnt know, is that I secretly track her period so Im always prepared with midol, pads, ice cream, and a good selection of movies on Netflix.
"My girlfriend thinks it's cute that I say "I love you" at random times throughout the day. The truth is I have a heart condition and I say it whenever I have chest pains incase it's the end." Basically the truth for me.
Someone from Greenwood, Tennessee, US posted a whisper, which reads "I'm in sweats with messy hair and no make up. My son just told me "Mommy you dressed like a princess". No man will ever compare to the love he has for me.
Someone from posted a whisper, which reads "I love my girlfriend! She's a bit bigger, so I wear a bigger jacket size so when I give her my jacket, it fits her and she feels small. I really love my girlfriend!
Someone from Indiana posted a whisper, which reads "I'm a waitress at a diner Today when I greeted a lady she asked how I was doing I said "I'm good, thank you" She looked me in the eye and replied "no, your not" So I broke down and told her everything "