My husband broke my finger during a ptsd-induced dream about his time in Iraq. I told him I ran into a wall because he would never forgive himself if he knew the truth (ptsd- post traumatic stress disorder)
Someone from posted a whisper, which reads "My GF thinks It's romantic that I say "I love you" at random moments. Truth is I have a heart condition. I say it when I have chest pains, just in case it's the end.
"My sister is a lesbian and I'm gay but our parents are very conservative, so she 'dates' my bf and I 'date' her gf, so if they stay over, they stay in opposite rooms, but jokes on my parents." I love this except for the parents part.
I work at a pet store. Today a guy came in to purchase a tag and have it engraved. He told us that he bought his gf a puppy as a surprise. The tags engraving said "Will you marry my daddy?" He was so excited to give it to her.