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Your Flexibility Amazes Me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time? not nice, but bitchy funny ;

I only have to say "really" about 5 times.

Sometimes I think i'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop Picture Quote

For people who are sarcastic to the point where they can't even tell if they're kidding, or just a bitch.

When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.

Calm the fuck down

Boss: "Have you clocked in yet?" Me: "no" Boss: "ok well before you clock in i need you to." If I'm not getting paid it isn't happening yet back up

Truth.

Funny Quotes : QUOTATION - Image : Quotes about Fun - Description So me! Sharing is Caring - Hey can you Share this Quote !

The more I attempt NOT to say it, the more I say it.

The worst...

"every time I use the word "LIKE" as a filler, I hate myself a little bit more." I can't "LIKE" stop laughing!

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