Gnome fairy and his spider pal taking tea... 'We are the gnomes who live in your homes Have you ever heard of us? We are the ones who are loads of fun And we're slightly mischievous. ... We are the elves who watch you from shelves Anytime, anyplace, anywhere. We love to tease and make you sneeze And mess up your freshly combed hair. ...' ~Gerome, from 'The secret Life of Gnomes'