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By far my favourite quote of all time

By far my favourite quote of all time. The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.

I should really let my inner bitch out more often. 'Cause holy hell, does she get shit done.

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How dare you call me mentally unstable, on this, the day of my cat's quinceanera (the Hispanic tradition of celebrating a young girl's coming of age - her birthday.

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I want to live by the ocean but also in the forest bur also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside, you feel me

I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time. | Cry For Help Ecard

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.

Every damn time

"Every time I think I have my ducks in a row, I turn around & one of those fuckers has waddled off" (pardon the fbomb, but it is funny!

INFJ and INTJ. So true of both my husband and I. Chances are that 99% of the time, if you aren't a family member, we don't answer. If it's important, you'll leave a message and we can decide later if we want to return the call or not.

INFJ and INTJ ((I'm a INTJ)). So true, chances are that of the time, if you aren't a family member/my best friend, I don't answer. If it's important, you'll leave a message and I can decide later if I want to return the call or not.

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