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Deal breaker

If you won't sing in the car with me when we drive, we can't be friends. So true.

I didn't mean to hurt you!

When you accidentally hurt your pet and you're like, "OHMYGOSH, I'm so sorry!" and they walk away so you run after them like, "LET ME LOVE YOU!" Yep, I do this all the time.

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A few other things as well but I'm pretty sure only those three people I care about are the ones allowed to know what I care about

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That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!

My autocorrect lost all faith in me long ago

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

I don't play stupid though.

Literally every day of my life. i always have to explain that I'm not a creeper. i just have a photographic memory!

Weird conversations but with my brother.I mean, who else could have asked me a question about "how much rocket fuel based vodka can a person drink in the opera before it blows the hell up" WUT.

Weird conversations with my best friend.I mean, who else could have asked me a question about "how much rocket fuel based vodka can a person drink in the opera before it blows the hell up" WUT.

Meanwhile on the internet...

Meanwhile on the internet...

i'm pretty happy with my life choices but i do both of these things lol.

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The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep. The trick is getting back to sleep!

I unfortunately do this way to often..

"Oh I'll wake up and wash/blow dry/straighten my hair" . "I'll wake up early to shave my legs" . "If I go to bed now, I'll wake up early to finish this homework" . Alarm goes off: "Oh well, maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow to do it"

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I call my cat a traitor because he will leave me to go cuddle with my sister.

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