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Even the nicest people like me come to a point where we've had enough. And that point is now. LLK

I didn't turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

I definitely do not give a fuck!

Hang on, I'm still trying to decide whether I don't give a shit or if I don't give a fuck.

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And I do know how to dispose a body where it will never be found. #taxidermy

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Actually, I've killed many people more than three times.

I need this picture for my house! :)

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Quite a few times...

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

Doesn't matter what others think, you have to live with your choices.

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As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake

The only way to go is out with bang knowing you have partied to the last breath.

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Story of my life.....lol but how many F's do I give?!! 00000000000000

Story of my amazing life! Most of my homesizzles want to murder me,they don't like me, but I can't make people have good taste. Their loss I am a bundle of sarcastic quotes and rainbows