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I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

Sums up why I need my phone.

sooo true it's sad. Before cell phones I knew everybody's phone number by heart, now I'm lucky if I remember my own haha

All the time.

Shitastrophy: word used for massive mess ups, fucked up situations and epic fails

I totally do this! And jump on the bed from a foot away to make sure no one grabs me from under my bed!!!!

Oh god I can relate too much. I turn the lights off and it gets pretty dark in the house. LOLXD I just peg it up the stairs and into my room slam the door and turn the light on.

Sounds prehistoric

Fact: In the future I will tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. So true!

The day this ceases to be true is the day I quit drinking and donate all my champagne glasses.

Eric should wear a sign like this when he drinks so when he says awesome, belligerent things there's an explanation ha

Very true..

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

Haha! Change 'school' to 'work' and this is sad but so true.

So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

via Alex Minsky

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

Moms terminologies and acronyms can actually be altered oftentimes. Crazy  right?

Guess who's got a smart phone! Crazy Funny Texts from Mom. Her Auto Corrects and fumblings are absurd! Hilarious& embarrassing parents texts are seriously nuts

so true.

just when you thought it couldn't get any better

This is so true! I look at stuff I wish I had for my wedding and def. stuff I can't afford for a house but a girl can dream!

Everyone, I just got some amazing brand name purses,shoes,jewellery and a nice dress from here for CHEAP! If you buy, enter code:atPinterest to save http://www.superspringsales.com -   funnies

Funny pictures about Save a person's life. Oh, and cool pics about Save a person's life. Also, Save a person's life.

Old people at weddings always poke me

Funny pictures about Old people. Oh, and cool pics about Old people. Also, Old people photos.

Lolsotrue #165 If I still can't hear what you said after you repeated it 3 times, ill just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

For real, 11 year olds with "it's complicated" as their relationship status?

26 Hilarious Funny Quotes You Won’t Stop Laughing At I mean, that’s got to be a record, right? I hate this. I even want a new vacuum. Gross. We have them everywhere! We’re in a committed relationship. I was going to be a princess unicorn tamer. Mm. Chocolate. Or else I’ll have to change it …

26 Hilarious Funny Quotes You Won't Stop Laughing At -

26 Hilarious Funny Quotes You Won’t Stop Laughing At I mean, that’s got to be a record, right? I hate this. I even want a new vacuum. Gross. We have them everywhere! We’re in a committed relationship. I was going to be a princess unicorn tamer. Mm. Chocolate. Or else I’ll have to change it …

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