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Lunes bastardo

Monday is My Least Favorite Day of The Week. unfortunately it seems as though there are 4 mondays in my week: Sunday Monday Monday Monday Monday Friday Saturday.

..I'll want something, try 2 use moral reasoning, then f' it I just want it... repeat

I think too much. I think ahead. I think sideways. If it exists, I've fucking thought of it. And I'd it doesn't exist, I've thought of it too

definitely getting this on a shirt

Fuck yeah I am =) ya hell ya if I cant pass 4 a lady im 1 hell of a woman

common sense

Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden. LOVE THIS! Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden. LOVE THIS! was last modified: May…


Namaste means I honor you soul as I honor your soul. Sometimes we're both feeling like motherfuckers.

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You dont like it when i lash back out n talk shit do glad its gettin to u. You wanna talk shit i can dish it out to ugly ass bitch.

True & other times you just have to sit back & realize  you can't fight with stupid people, there's no need to prove your point or explain anything to a "nobody " with tunnel vision & hearing lol

Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat shit crazy to make a point! - Sometimes that's what it takes to get it out of your system, make your voice heard and make your stand!


"Here's to the guys who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky bastards that get to meet us."-- the Wedding Date


Samantha jones might be my spirit animal. The oracle speaks great wisdom The 21 Best Things Samantha Jones Ever Said On "Sex And The City"