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Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

yes, it's your problem....fucking dumbass

Funny Confession Ecard: I found your problem. You're a fucking dumbass.

Fucktards, twatwaffles, cuntcakes, and nipple dicks are not tolerated here. (Is it wrong to laugh?)

Funny Reminders Ecard: Fucktards, twatwaffles, cuntcakes, and nipple dicks are not tolerated here.

Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...You annoy the ever living fuck out of me.

SomeEcards - OK, I'll try to phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings. You annoy the ever living fuck out of me.

I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG.

Funny Confession Ecard: I realize that I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG. lol so true

I Know I Have One  See more funny pics at killthehydra.com!

lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.

Eat your lettuce and be sad. Ha. So true.

"People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad." Quote from Girl code

Yes!

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends.. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job!

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job! Not in my current job, but I know what they're talking about.

I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

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