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I am quite proud that I've taken the high road multiple times.  It's a good thing, because certain people might not have mouths to talk out of any longer.

"I really do deserve more credit for not acting on the evil twisted thoughts that I entertain on a daily basis.

Go ahead it's okay....lol!

"Admit it. Life would be so boring without me." This I'm going to say to my sisters every time they get mad at me.

Cheers to all the folks who do their own research... because they don't trust anyone. That's me.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk! Hahaha, I think milk causes more problems lol

IM FUCKING DONE IM LEAVIN MWHAHAHAHAHA *actually I have to wait til I'm 18* #FUCK how do I get away when I fuCKING CANT

What Kind Of Sexy Spy Would You Be? (Women)

Learn from your past then pack your shit and get the fuck out of the there. So true it's unbelievable

funny definition of a friend

Friends are therapists you can drink with. Sorella, Im waiting for my therapy session jaja ;

"Kiss my ass"

While you’re talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass. quotes about fake friends talking behind your back

You need to apologize for being incapable of being a MAN!

I make no apologies for the fact that your balls aren't big enough to handle my personality. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

This is like all of me. WATCH OUT MY SISTERS.... @Kaily Smith @Alyssa Rodman @sammi rodman

I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either. -- Annie Oakley Soooo how I feel lately. Aint afraid of nothin!

#mrsclean

Funny: I am going to start cleaning the house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreeze.

#Quote #Bitch

Girl Power Quotes Sweet as sugar, hard as ice. Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice.

Especially when they are responsible for a bad decision that affects my freaking life! Ugh!

I'm constantly torn between the 'be kind to everyone' and the 'fuck everyone you owe them nothing' mentalities quote.

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