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'Nobody puts baby in the corner.' Unless baby is fall down drunk and can't find her purse, shoes, or integrity. In that case, the corner is good.

'Nobody puts baby in the corner.' Unless baby is fall down drunk and can't find her purse, shoes, or integrity. In that case, the corner is good. (Sounds like my husband's office Christmas party.

Quote on drunk ecard: Weekend forecast:  Mild alcoholism with a  70% chance of poor  decisions and poor  judgement.  An  increasing chance of  regret and a  hangover for Sunday.

Quote on drunk ecard: Weekend forecast: Mild alcoholism with a chance of poor decisions and poor judgement. An increasing chance of regret and a hangover for Sunday. AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T DRINK!

Hey, you know what rhymes with drunk?  Sex  reminds me of myself! lol

Hey, you know what rhymes with drunk? hahahaha idk why but i thought this was hilarious!

Everyone is either getting married or having babies. I'm just over here trying to get rich, travel the world and get some abs. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everyone is either getting married or having babies. I'm just over here trying to get rich, travel the world and get some abs.

Life Rules: Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.

This quote has it backwards. What you really have to do is spend your life writing, read books to learn, and then occasionally travel with the money you earned.

33 Travel Quotes To Inspire You To See the World

All I really want to do is spend my life traveling the world, reading books that take my breath away, drinking all kinds of tea and occasionally write something. I mean, is that too much to ask for? tea with coffee :p

We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who dont get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness. @beetlebug82

We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness. This is us Molly!

#Wine That is all

It's wine o'clock somewhere. Marie Donatelli D Eustaquio Woerner I need a wine night soon please & thank you :)

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