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Feeling stabby. Send jokes. - Page 2 - BabyCenter

Feeling stabby. Send jokes. - Page 2

I'm cranky, I just gave myself progesterone shot and it's making me itchy and nauseated, my kids are out of town, my husband's working late, and I'm super bitchy.

Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: It's your lucky day. I picked you as my first round draft pick for getting hammered and making bad decisions with tonight.

Snapped episode here I come

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

I'll miss you! LMAO I hope this made you crack a smile. I know I'm having trouble smiling but this made me laugh. Its more like the sarcasm between you and Josh

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're such a good friend that if we were ever in a sinking boat and there was only one life preserver, I'd miss you and think about you often. you can swim better after all.


I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. So true. So true