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I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Wait while I fill that up...said no one ever

I like to think I AM kind and compassionate.There are some people, however, who choose to have a pity party or gripe fest EVERYDAY, and THAT is when my "cup of care" is empty!

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. How do they know me so well?

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head!  ROTFL!

Ecard: Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho. Hahahahaha I so know people this reminds me of!

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

Is it horrible that I cant stop laughing??!!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

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