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I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

No joke...how I have to approach life with certain individuals.  #growup

Funny Confession Ecard: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not oblivious to what's going on, I'm just a professional avoider of drama, whining, and bullshit.

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Funny Breakup Ecard: When your ex says, 'You'll never find anyone like me again.' Tell him, 'That's the point, you idiot.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't sugar coat bitch, do I look like fucking Willy Wonka?

Free and Funny News Ecard: I don't sugar coat bitch, do I look like fucking Willy Wonka?

My Patience is usually thin, but only with people. Patience with my animals is obese.

Just like your whole life! And she has the nerve to ask others if they love their kids she needs to take a long look in the mirror and be thankful her parents were around to raise her kids.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Revenge is not in my plans

BEST. ANALOGY. EVER. oh my gosh I laughed so hard.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Hey Mr. Impatient, how about you go down a water slide while it isn't wet. Maybe then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.

I almost let what you said upset me... Then I remembered youre a spoiled, immature bitch... and I was good!

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I almost let what you said upset me. Then I remembered you're a spoiled, immature bitch.

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head!  ROTFL!

Ecard: Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho. Hahahahaha I so know people this reminds me of!

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like 'Man, my subconscious is hilarious!'

"Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like 'Man, my subconscious is hilarious!'" - YOUR ECARDS - funny

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

That's exactly how much you don't mean to me

No, I don't like or dislike you.>>Gotta remember this one! Lmao so perfect for some ppl in my life