Free, Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I think, "Screw this. I'll just be a stripper!" Then I remember I'm fat. and can't dance.


Because I feel fat today, I will have Cake! OMG, Her Plan is Soooooo Wrong, but…


I see you're back to being pleasant again, to what drug do we owe this pleasure to? (Remind you of anyone?

Ugh these quotes are so stupid.he's obviously missing nothing if he already left you and if he does he's a dumbass for leaving in the first place. You'll find better there's no reason to show anyone what they are missing bc someone will appreciate what

Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.