Sometimes I think, 'Screw this. I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat. and can't dance. OK so I would never be a stripper but I love it!


I see you're back to being pleasant again, to what drug do we owe this pleasure to? (Remind you of anyone?

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Teenager Posts

Hannah Montana and Rico sharing her" secret." He just got to that school, how does he have all their numbers(:

Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.


Farewell letter from

Pretending I'm a pleasant person is exhausting! (Especially early in the work week!


Hahaha that's why I bought an expensive drop proof and waterproof phone so this isn't really my problem but it's funny 😂

Funniest Minion Quotes Of The Week :)

Funniest Minion Quotes Of The Week

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Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome. e-card