My sister and I literally laughed for like five minutes when I found this. It's just too accurate.
Tanned Bread = Toast!
you'll be the death of yourself - brain noose around the neck thoughts maybe a tattoo idea
Ohhhhh so true for passive aggressive people
Sometimes you don't realize you're actually drowning when you're trying to be everyone else's anchor.
Lmao. Do you ever look at someone and just think "wow, let me take off your pants"?
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