Hello! Welcome to the first non-Wesley-related post-Wesley blog post. I predict about three more minutes to write this post, so let's get to it. A month or so ago, when hormones hijacked my brain and used my body to rent a car and spend 6 hours in Ikea, I picked up this Hektar floor lamp for $70. I went with this dark gray finish because it was $10 cheaper than the bronzier one. That was short-sighted, because the bronze one was better. But it too might have suffered from the fatal fla...
