MY DAD ACTUALLY DID THIS. He told us that he was the monster king, and all of his subjects would never hurt us, as we are royalty. The monsters are our friends and subjects. The bedbugs give us dreams and the dark protects us in the night.
Strange but true facts. I knew about the sneezing one, it's because apparently your heart stops for a second when you sneeze. How strange. I've been sneezing a lot lately. So I've died quite a few times :/
Memes (pronounced “meems” for those who’ve been wondering) have been circulating our social media feeds for a while now. And nothing induces a good laugh than a set of totally relatable pictures and captions about living the “Mom Life.