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2 of these are actually true (sometimes) A lot of anti-viruses things make viruses to keep the money going. And there is a phobia about telling people your phobia... // this makes my brain hurt. I love it.
I really am tempted to do this now....and my Uncle manages our Wal-Mart! - more funny things: http://hotfunnystuff.com