Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above it. ~Washington Irving
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. ~Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. ~Dudley Moore
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Self-Reliance," 1841
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. ~Mac McCleary
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. ~Mary Ellen Kelly