...Must be at least one...erm...can't reach high shelves? Oh, no, scaled houses. ...Hairy toes...? No, those would be fine, I guess. Um. SHITTY NEIGHBORS. Well not all of them and who gives a fuck anyway? Uh. OH! No internet. Ha. ...Oh, but loads of books and warm fires and aslkfasdgal I want to be a hobbit now it's all your fault.