When a woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband goes to the priest for help | OfficiallyBored
The priest notices and asks, "Who is our savior?" then nods to Mrs. Jones. She pokes her husband, and he wakes up and shouts, "Jesus Christ!". The priest, pretending to be impressed, says, "Very good!". A full three minutes later, Mr. Jones is asleep again. The priest again notices, and asks, "What
A body builder takes off his shirt & a blonde says "Whow what a great chest u have !" he says 100 lbs of dynamite Babe ! He takes off his pants & the blonde says "What massive calves u have ! " he replies thats 100 lbs of dynamite babe! He than re- moves his underwear & the blonde goes running screaming in fear. He puts his clothes on & chases behind her. He catches her & ask why she ran like that. The blonde replies "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after i saw how short the fuse was! - iFunny
Funny Joke ‣ Did God Make You
“Did God make you, Grandpa?” “Yes, God made me” the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, “Did God make me, too?” “Yes, He did,” the older man replied.