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Despite what this post might suggest, I’m not high-maintenance. I just have severe OCD and like my routine, not to mention a house that functions as it should and remains rather clean. With that said, any disruption to my basic necessities — water, food, Internet, baseball, power, mostly food again — are classified as mini-catastrophes…

"So a few months ago I was on my period and my dad kept sneaking bars of chocolate under my bedroom door then ran downstairs shouting "SATAN HAS BEEN FED"..."

So a few months ago I was on my period and my dad kept sneaking bars of chocolate under my bedroom door then ran downstairs shouting "SATAN HAS BEEN FED"...

Someone from Long Eaton posted a whisper, which reads "So a few months ago I was on my period and my dad kept sneaking bars of chocolate under my bedroom door then ran downstairs shouting "SATAN HAS BEEN FED"..."

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For when things need to be said, and you really don't feel like talking.

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I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry!

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Funny Minions. Well I was close enough yet too far! Beats saying nothing in my book.

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Haha... I was thinking about Ethan and decided to look up crush quotes... Don't know why... #SOOOOOEXCITED I haven't seen him since Friday guys.

57 Reasons Why Guys Are Scared Of Pinterest

Why is Pinterest such a hit with the ladies? The following images — pulled from various Pinterest boards curated by the female sex — may help explain why.

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