Inspiration for jumper or cardigan if cut down the middle? And I might cut up and lengthen the inner sleeve seam, this creating more of a side seam at the same time so it's not quite so revealing on the sides.
The truth is, the very first couple of times you smoke you're a laughing tomato. Wow, there are lots of people here. When you need a bit of old-world-charm in your looks, then opt for the quick flapper haircut.