I have a pillow that says this
This is my actual life plan.
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I want food, attention & exercise I'm basically a puppy. OMG this shirt describes my life lol!! Funny workout tank tops and tee shirts for girls who love fitness and the gym
Is it bad that the first two options that came to mind (and made me chuckle) were "kill" and "kick".....
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