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Wife humor

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A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the old woman. Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there’s the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion! “Quick, darling,” the wife shouts frantically, “Do something!” “Oh, no,” the husband says, “That lion got himself into this mess.  Let him get himself out!”

A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the old woman. Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there’s the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face...

Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.

Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.

After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling.   When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.   On and on she goes: neglect, lack of...

After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling. When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and...

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"   "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship."   "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"   "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house ‣ by...

Do's and don'ts Do clean the house and cook dinner Don't expect her to do all of that and lay you

Do's and don'ts Do clean the house and cook dinner Don't expect her to do all of that and lay you

my blue silk pajamas? I'll be home in an hour to pick them up." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught

my blue silk pajamas? I'll be home in an hour to pick them up." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught