Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring.She opened the door to see a well dressed man standing there who said, .. #funny, #joke, #humor
Think of a dad joke as an uninvited comedy gem that’s neither that comical nor really a gem. In fact, dad jokes are all the contrary and that’s the whole point. If the pun is not cringy enough, the chances are it’s not a real dad joke. It may be your dad and their joke, but it’s still not a dad joke.
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