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Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Every Once In A While Quotes, I Noticed Everything Quotes, Make Me Laugh Quotes Hilarious, Funny Stuff To Make Me Laugh, Funny Clean Jokes, Jokes Hilarious Funny, People Humor, Husband Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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Ila Christensen
The hillbilly shocks the woman when he does this to her – Jokes Of The Day Humour, Multi Tasking Quotes Funny, Marked Safe From Funny, Best Jokes Ever Hilarious Laughing, Make Me Laugh Quotes Hilarious, Southern Jokes, Joke Of The Day Funny, Super Funny Jokes, Jokes Funny Hilarious

While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’ ...

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Fonda Nix
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Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500”. The man agrees and the game proceeds. Einstein asks the first question, “What is the distance between the Earth and...

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Liden Chifunda
Funny Joke: Two guys grow up together and are best of friends.   But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California.   They agree to meet Humour, Senior Humor, Clean Funny Jokes, Short Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Funny Jokes To Tell, After College, Long Jokes, Short Jokes Funny

But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...

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Doug Winn