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Hillbilly quotes

Get ready to laugh with these hilarious hillbilly quotes. Discover the wit and wisdom of the countryside with these funny and entertaining sayings.
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While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’ ...

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Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing!' Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.  'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down, I think there's another one coming.' Sure enough, within Funny Long Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Pranks, Funny Texts, Funny Quotes, Funny Riddles, Hilarious Jokes, Golf Quotes, Ecards Funny

A hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The frantic husband called a doctor out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,... “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing!” Soon a...

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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'

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