Funny prayers

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Funny Joke: A man is praying in church.   He looks up to heaven and says "God, could you answer a question for me?"   "Of course, my son," says God, "what Humour, God, Knowing God, Bible Jokes, Bible Humor, Christian Humor, Religious Jokes, Christian Jokes, To Heaven

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

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Funny Joke: A religious woman, upon waking up each morning...   ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.”   This Humour, Religious Jokes, Atheist Jokes, Christian Jokes, Christian Humor, Joke Of The Day, Funny Christian Memes, Bible Jokes, Bible Humor

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...

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His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say good bye Grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.” The...

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Rodger Lyman