Funny day quotes

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Adrian Horn
Three brothers each marry a woman.   The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”   He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy.   The second brother married... The One, Dashcam, Humour, Michigan, Get A Life, Funny Marriage Jokes, Wife Jokes, Married Life Quotes, Funny Relationship Jokes

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

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Mable Mckee-Jaworski