Ecards

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: WE GET IT....YOU NEED SOME ATTENTION!! Please stop posting your DRAMA on social media....leave that to the teenagers! Create and send your own custom Cry For Help ecard.

Free and Funny Cute Therapy Ecard: Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself. Create and send your own custom Cute Therapy ecard.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out. Create and send your own custom News ecard.

Free and Funny Thanks Ecard: I really appreciate the time you took today to remind me why I don't like you. Create and send your own custom Thanks ecard.

Truth

Has Candy Crush got you down? Are you stuck on a level that never seems to end? Take heart fellow candy crushers! Because life is to short to sweat the small stuff... I thought it would be funny to make up this eecard - maybe its not funny now that I've called it funny though. I dunno ;) Keep crushing it my felllow candy crushers! :D Love, Dawn

If only Hallmark had thought of these years ago, we might have never had a need for internet. [PAUSES] Nah!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I pray for you... because I don't know how to do an Exorcism. Create and send your own custom Confession ecard.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm not convinced we've wasted enough time on this Create and send your own custom Workplace ecard.

The Best Way To Hang Up On Someone, Is In The Middle Of Your Own Sentence. That Way They Never Suspect You Hung Up On Them!