"A savoury muffin!? Life is full of enough disappointments, Gary."
Miranda - Stevie: If I had to rate myself, hips 10, thighs 10, breasts 10. Miranda: sounds like one of my KFC orders
Everything in America is massive and pointless.
18 Times Miranda Spoke the Absolute Truth
Miranda hart....I tried to laugh...but mainly cried...like a half baked nanny trying to make baby giggle but ends up frightening the little cherub..one worn cliche to another...the funny farm has got this lady on an e.c.t alert...I would rather cut my p**** off with a rusty blade...say no more!!!....cant believe this has so many re-pins!!!...please comment if you like this!!!