Running Humor #41: It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour a whole bag of chips.
Me on race day when I spot a photographer. "Oh just casually running"
Running Humor #185: Running a half marathon as told by emojis.
I've been stuck in the "during running" phase this week. I'm ready for the "after running".
Running Humor #22: I am never running again. Oh, look, a race! - Nemo
Running Humor #184: When you still haven't pooped before your race.
Running Humor #156 The runner who finishes last is the one who gets the most value out of their entry fee.
Running Humor #147 I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's always my ankle.
Running Humor #158 Trail running. Where every stick is a snake until proven otherwise.