Running Humor #184: When you still haven't pooped before your race.
Running Humor #41: It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour a whole bag of chips.
Running Humor #156 The runner who finishes last is the one who gets the most value out of their entry fee.
Me on race day when I spot a photographer. "Oh just casually running"
Running Humor #22: I am never running again. Oh, look, a race! - Nemo
Running Humor #179: I love running. (When I'm done)
Running Humor #188: When a runner is in denial about an injury.
Running Humor #185: Running a half marathon as told by emojis.
Running Humor #143 Rungry. When you are so hungry from your long run that you must eat. All. The. Things.
Running Humor #147 I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's always my ankle.