"On the second week of Christmas my teachers gave to me: 5 all nighters, 4 hours of crying, 3 mental breakdowns, 2 thoughts of dropout, and a month of anxiety." Funny parody of the 12 days of Christmas!
"Every high school should have a mandatory class called "Life" which teaches you how to: sew, change a tire/oil, do taxes, basic first aid, basic cooking etc. Basic things that you need in real life." IT'S CALLED HOME EC