Daily Odd Compliment: Photo I actually did this today in class
Some people want r sail around the world, and I'm just like, "You wanna see how many cookies I can eat in five minutes?" And you'll be like, "I bet I can eat more than you." And that's why you're my best friend.
Hmm some elevator time might be good.
Daily Odd Compliment - Seriously falling in love with these things.
NO CUSSING! Replace "h-e-double-hockey-sticks" with "heck"
"Advanced sarcasm" (via Daily Odd Compliment).