Sherlock Holmes is tall, dark, handsome and British. He has impeccable taste and the voice of an angel. He’s brilliant, with a brain made for deducing. He is a jerk. He has no patience for anyone he deems to be irreparably stupid – which is about 99% of the population. There will be heads in your refrigerator, violin screeching in the morning and any free time he has will be spent in the morgue.