I wish I could sleep but my damn ADHD kicks in and well basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Old McDonald had a farm HEEEY MACARENA!!
I'm sorry my bipolar disorder makes me difficult to be around sometimes, but when I'm not manic or depressed, I'm your best bet for a fucking wonderful time.
Now don't forget. I'm not responsible for what happens to you when you use my fabric scissors to cut paper.
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You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference. Like this.
I challenge my friends to a Halloween Drinking Game! One drink per Elsa! Two drinks per Olaf! | I think I would have had at least 4 drinks
Lol... Don't post it if you don't want my official opinion on your sad little life!!!...lol
My fall jacket is just an unzipped winter jacket. | Seasonal Ecard
Its been a long day. I could use one of those hugs that turn into sex.... | Cry For Help Ecard
Free, Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.