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I just find this so funny

There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "what steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer.

Know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don't have to fucking go to work

funny.... unless you've been there, and it didn't work out that way.

Sign for home minibar - The Officer Said, "You Drinking" I Said,"You Buying" We Just Laughed and Laughed. I Need Bail Money wood Sign Funny Alcohol Sign.