I always feel bad when I come home from work and my cats are just like. You were gone for forever. I counted. (Then I walk into the living room and am greeted by a pile of cat vomit, and I don't feel bad anymore.
LOL I wish I had a cat.I wish I had a cat-door. We have 3 outdoor working cats (we do, after all, live in the country) and nobody comes inside. But a cat-door could ALMOST talk me into letting them inside.
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point, you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage.