"My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred - further confirming that owls are the avian equivalents of cats." One of my cats had a look that I called the "owl stare of death".
Funny Text Message - Call/text me when you are on your way. (What the freak) Autocorrect get ya? On the periodic table, the symbol for potassium is K. OMG you are such a nerd! Lol I use this with some of my nursing friends!