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We all have our own regrets about the things we say. Maybe we shouldn't think so hard about them. But we do. #funny #stupid #dumb #mistakes #lol

Dumbest Things That People Ever Said

We all have our own regrets about the things we say. Maybe we shouldn't think so hard about them. But we do. #funny #stupid #dumb #mistakes #lol

How does it reflect on a mayor's decisionmaking when everyone just kinda leaves? #mayor #greenspace #wtf #story #lol

Mayor Destroys Only Green-Space Park, Town Members Abandon Town

How does it reflect on a mayor's decisionmaking when everyone just kinda leaves? #mayor #greenspace #wtf #story #lol

Some people get banned from hotels because they threw the tv out the window or refused to pay. This guy has some pepperoni and seagulls to thank instead. #hotel #Banned #story #lol #funny

How Pepperoni And Seagulls Got One Man Banned From A Hotel

Some people get banned from hotels because they threw the tv out the window or refused to pay. This guy has some pepperoni and seagulls to thank instead. #hotel #Banned #story #lol #funny

Moochers will mooch to no end. You can try to be as clear as you want with them about boundaries, but they won't take in any of it.

The Worst House-Guest Experience People Had The 'Privilege' Of Handling

Moochers will mooch to no end. You can try to be as clear as you want with them about boundaries, but they won't take in any of it.

Moochers will mooch to no end. You can try to be as clear as you want with them about boundaries, but they won't take in any of it.

The Worst House-Guest Experience People Had The 'Privilege' Of Handling

Moochers will mooch to no end. You can try to be as clear as you want with them about boundaries, but they won't take in any of it.

It's like the old proverb says, give a party a pigeon, they eat for a day. Give them a magic pigeon summoning whistle, they shoot an orc in the face. #D&D #DungeonsandDragons #lol #stories #exploits #funny

Stupid Items Dungeons and Dragons Players Exploited To Their Limits

It's like the old proverb says, give a party a pigeon, they eat for a day. Give them a magic pigeon summoning whistle, they shoot an orc in the face. #D&D #DungeonsandDragons #lol #stories #exploits #funny

All the said was that it had to be interesting, and she kinda nailed it. #movie #flightattendant #movie #wtf #story

Overworked Flight Attendant Told To Play "Interesting" Movie, Plays Disaster Film

All the said was that it had to be interesting, and she kinda nailed it. #movie #flightattendant #movie #wtf #story

Moochers will mooch to no end. You can try to be as clear as you want with them about boundaries, but they won't take in any of it.

The Worst House-Guest Experience People Had The 'Privilege' Of Handling

Moochers will mooch to no end. You can try to be as clear as you want with them about boundaries, but they won't take in any of it.

Gender roles are seriously getting so old.

Men Confess The Things They Wish They Could Do, Even Though It's 'Unmanly'

Gender roles are seriously getting so old.

Gender roles are seriously getting so old.

Men Confess The Things They Wish They Could Do, Even Though It's 'Unmanly'

Gender roles are seriously getting so old.

Gender roles are seriously getting so old.

Men Confess The Things They Wish They Could Do, Even Though It's 'Unmanly'

Gender roles are seriously getting so old.

Mom's heart was in the right place. The only problem is that she might've been blinded by the love she clearly has for her children. Because, dude, Coke and Mentos is a literal recipe for disaster. #lol #story #parenting #mistake

Mom Has Lapse In Judgment, Buys Children Tons Of Mentos And Coke, Chaos Ensues

Mom's heart was in the right place. The only problem is that she might've been blinded by the love she clearly has for her children. Because, dude, Coke and Mentos is a literal recipe for disaster. #lol #story #parenting #mistake

People love money-saving loopholes and hate homeowner's associations, so naturally when the two meet it's a good time. #loophole #HOA #story #lol #fee

Homeowner Discovers Satisfying Loophole In HOA's Monthly Fees

People love money-saving loopholes and hate homeowner's associations, so naturally when the two meet it's a good time. #loophole #HOA #story #lol #fee

For those not in the know, baklava is like, half nuts. This neighbor seems to have made some promises he might be trying to cover with sheer anger. #baklava #nuts #neighbor #story

Irrational Neighbor Demands Nutless Baklava

For those not in the know, baklava is like, half nuts. This neighbor seems to have made some promises he might be trying to cover with sheer anger. #baklava #nuts #neighbor #story

Maybe it has something to do with human nature. Every school had an underground economy, sometimes for as something as useful as erasers, other times as arbitrary as bags of dirt. #blackmarket #school #stories #lol

People Explain The Black Markets at Their Schools

Maybe it has something to do with human nature. Every school had an underground economy, sometimes for as something as useful as erasers, other times as arbitrary as bags of dirt. #blackmarket #school #stories #lol

When the service makes the decision to be lousy, people have to find their own solutions. #funny #story #restaurant #service #drinks

Server Says Restaurant With Full Bar Doesn't Have Cocktails, Customer Finds Workaround

When the service makes the decision to be lousy, people have to find their own solutions. #funny #story #restaurant #service #drinks