Sador to Túrin, The Children of Húrin, The Childhood of Túrin (Silmarillion / Children of Hurin). Just discovered this book, just wrote this quote down, and I've never ever seen or heard of it and then someone just posted this.
Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out Of A Vagina Hooray! Better make sure their mum didn't have a caesarean section, or this joke becomes redundant. A hilariously honest happy birthday card for a friend or family member.