This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. There was once a guy in my life who both he and my friends thought that he offered me the world. Now I realize what I really needed it to be, I needed to tell him that I had my own.
Don't fashion me into a maiden that needs saving from a dragon. I AM the Dragon, and I will EAT you Whole. And I will enjoy the upset tummy if that's what you do to me. Simply do not ever underestimate my ability to handle shit.