Person 1: Do you know how to fit an elephant in a safeway bag? Person 2: How? Person 1: Take the "S" out of "safe" and the "F" out of "way" Person 2: There is no "F" in way SAY IT OUT LOUD!
Badassery. I little just cried laughing because of this
British vs. American words. For the record, some of these may overlap, though (I'm American and I sometimes say sofa, pavement, chocolate bar, and traffic light, for instance).
10 Words You Need To Stop Misspelling --- Ok, it's not like I could post something from The Oatmeal in my classroom. Not exactly appropriate for 7th-grade parents (the students would be fine, I'm sure). But this tip on A LOT is priceless!!! I am making a poster of just that.