Dear husband ... Is that you?
This seems like total opposite. They are the direct opposite of each of these items on the list
Positive Thoughts, Positive Life: Quotes To Live By
Happiness is, looking down on your hometown from a plane. - Cute Happy Quotes
A visual guide to how planes take off, navigate, approach, and land.
PilotHumor... this sign should be on the seat in front of my husband...
A Pilot's Wife . . .