Me: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Friend: you sleep with a teddybear. Me: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS! I act sully do sleep with a teddy ear and I'm almost 17 🙄
Someone from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, US posted a whisper, which reads "Just ordered a pizza. They wanted my cards security number. I said there was a long pause and I heard the person I was talking to whisper "Satan just ordered a pizza, what do I do?